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MessyMurder
Max
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United States
Current Residence: Sunbury, PA
Operating System: Windows XP
Favourite cartoon character: Grimlock
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Hey, this is radio station W-S-K-E-E
We're takin' calls off the wish line
Making all your wacky wishes come true

Hello

1-I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I could get with Leoshi
Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know I see her all the time
Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams
I can scheme of ways to make her mine
Cause I know she's livin phat
Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
So how am I gonna compete with that
'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
So I just lean upon the wall
Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their men ball
Dag y'all! I never understood
Why the jocks get the fly girls
And me I get the hood rats
I tell 'em scat, skittle, skibobble
Got hit with a bottle
And put in the hospital, for talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city
That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Glad I came to my senses
Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
Overcome with my thoughts of me and her together
Right?
So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type

I wish I had a brand-new car
So far, I got this hatchback
And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at
And when I'm in my car I'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat
And do you really wanna know what's really wack, What
See I can't even get a date
So, what do you think of that?
I heard that prom night is the bomb night
With a hood rat you can hold tight
But really tho' on figuero
When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello
Well so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday
Well then I'm gonna have to get in my car and go
You know I take the 110 to the 105
Get off on Crenshaw tell my homies look alive
Cause it's hard to survive
Livin' in a concrete jungle and
These girls just keep passin' me by
She looks fly, she looks fly
Makes me say my, my, my

I wish I was a little bit taller...
I wish I was a baller...
I wish I was a little bit taller y'all
I wish I was a baller

Hey, I wish I had my way
'Cause everyday would be a Friday
You could even speed on the highway
I would play ghetto games
Name my kids ghetto names
Little Mookie, big Al, Lorraine
Yo you know that's on the real
So if you're down on your luck
Then you should know just how I feel
Cause if you don't want me around
See I go simple, I go easy, I go greyhound
Hey, you, what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down
Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh?
Everybody wants to get down like that

I wish, I wish, I wish...

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:iconaroundthewind:
aroundthewind Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2009
Thank you for your nice comments,,I like your gallery to..
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octodream Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2009  Professional General Artist
your icon makes me so angry
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MessyMurder Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2009
why?
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:iconoctodream:
octodream Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2009  Professional General Artist
just look at it. i can just imagine the sound coming out of that mouth.
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foxgenco Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for fav dude
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keieraowns Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2008
wahoooooooo!
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Rustypanther Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks man very much appreciate the feedback
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erinthecadaver Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2008
bff. :D
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AF4E Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2006
Thanks for the fav.
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GarryHenderson Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2005
Thanks much for the fav on Bot!
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